Ugh ! Me so dazed ! All I had to do was come up with some good ideas forGizmodo ’s Senior Week , and I cash in one’s chips and fucked the whole matter up .
The project was pretty dewy-eyed : We were supposed to sky the stories “ we ’ve always wanted to compose ” and spend the whole week “ doing whatever the sin we require , ” but when you ’re this dumb — doing whatever the hell you need is actually pretty hard .
I ’d spend minute wrestle with my Einstein , working to sunset , grind over how I should use this incredible editorial freedom . Should I take anothercheap shotat one of my heroes ? Should I wax poetic about my favorite social internet ? I built a list of targets and polished up the thesis of each and every one — and then I had my heart ripped right out .
Mysoul - cycling editorwent on a soulfulness - squeeze rampage when she went and killed all my beautiful seedlings . So now , for the rest of senior workweek , I will be crying in the quoin , alone , while my friends blog their little hearts out . As a parting gift to the super queer , here is a farseeing list blogs I ’ll never get to spell and you ’ll never get to read .
Facebook should reveal the News Feed algorithmic rule to the public
Milo Yiannopoulos is a Sir Noel Pierce Coward and a jabroni
Confession : I enjoy getting lose in carte screens
It ’s fourth dimension to admit Steve Jobs was a con artist
I miss the original Napster
Casio ’s calculator watch is the dopest watch ever made
Athletes should be appropriate to dope up in the Olympics
5 Bold prediction about Facebook
Albert Einstein was not really that smart
The lightbulb is a dumb innovation
Only idiots apply electrical energy
Shop - Vacs are the greatest invention ever
Why the death of our autonomous technical school site matters
Mr. Ziff Davis , it ’s nice to encounter you my name is Mike
An emoji story 😏
10 Weirdest Wikipedia pages ever
10 Weirdest Quora questions ever
The Olympics is actually about using technology to chisel
Why space exploration does n’t weigh
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