A Westlake Ace Hardware Store Has a Zombie Section

You know what ? It sucks to be undead . multitude are always essay to bonk your skull in . You ’re hungry for brains , but ca n’t move tight enough to catch things with brains . You ’re diminish apart ( literally ) . Ace Hardware sympathise you .

A very cagy marketing campaign for the Westlake Ace Hardware in Lenexa , Kansas has devote an entire hoagy - section of their website forzombie - pertain point . There are item and tip for humans to protect themselves against zombies ( pick axes , chainsaw , locks ) and there are tools for zombies to repair their rapidly decay body ( canal tape , caulking , bolts ) .

Most of the recommend detail are just things you want to have around the house anyway , but shouldsome horrid virus sweep across the worldand prove Harold Camping not - crazy , then these items would be really useful . How do I not already own a nail gun ? What is wrong with me ? [ Westlake Ace HardwareviaLaughing Squid ]