For sale : a painted sex coaster wagon sporting a mural of Spock hinge on a half nude woman . Some image NSFW , due to extremely illogical airbrush boobs .
The new owner ( not original ) is reluctantly selling this “ 1978 GMC G15 Custom Star Trek ‘ boogie-woogie ’ Van ” oncraigslist . We conceive “ boogie ” is slang for “ horrifying fuck machine . ” And who would n’t want to spend around $ 10,000 on a vanguard that you could n’t dive anywhere . Behold :
Also we ’re fairly sure Spock ’s arm is some sort of shadowy cite to the Star Wars poster which is NOT CANON .
We ca n’t get close enough to the back to get a good look , but this side appears to visualize some guy who clocked a woman , and now they are about to have sex ? Plus lots of room for the kiddy ’ soccer gear , amirite ?
Hidden dick and/or Klingon .
This side we like :
The van does not own the rights to Star Trek . Therefore the character names on the goon have hereby been rename Bunes , Kark , and Spork .
And lay eyes on the gorgeous interior . Note the sinkhole has been replace with ( what we ’re assuming is ) a Costco sized jar of lube .
give thanks you for the tipChris Person .
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