This classic chicken sandwich USB hub would have served us just exquisitely a month ago , but theworld has changedsince then thanks to a couple of pieces of chicken that were sick and tired of business as usual .
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Their brutal revolt against bread , fueled by the near limitless caloric abundance of fried food , returned poulet to its rightful throne of the greasy hand that then of necessity and irrevocably tarnish a garment of clothing world .
And Brando , you of all society should apprise the innovation of KFC . They really are the Brando of fast nutrient , extrapolating a elementary component , artfully yet systematically , until every possible modification of it has been tucker . But whereas your sail is a dual 2.5/3.5 - inch hard drive dock , KFC has choose watercolors to your marble . They paint with chicken .
So the globe beseeches you , oh so humbly on this lowly day , that you combine your secret recipe . Will you alter the world just one more time ? Will you make us a USBDouble Down ? [ BrandoviaChipChick ]
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