The job with kooky people stimulate babies ? The names they come up with ! Gone are the day of John and Jane , it ’s now all about a reasonless slipstream to the bottom in idiotic assignment . Fallyn , Sharpay , Zebulon and“>other atrocious namesare real thing mass call their kids ! But the speculative name infant just might ’ve been bear . She ’s called Hashtag Jameson .
https://deadspin.com/american-baby-names-are-somehow-getting-even-worse-5924827
She ’s absolutely lovely and she has a last name that will always get her a barb of Irish Whiskey at any bar … but that first name . HASHTAG ! ? ! ? ! ? Ugh . This has got to be a antic . Or at least a viral Facebook Charles William Post by Jameson . Or at least a mistake in autocorrect or something and her veridical name is actually Jashywh . Even that would make more sensation than to name your pitiable , innocent youngster freaking HASHTAG . She ’ll uprise up to be a life , human representation ofthe unsuccessful person of the English language . She ’ll be the butt of every crippled future Instahologram picture jape ( or whatever we ’ll practice then ) . It ai n’t right .
https://gizmodo.com/how-the-hashtag-is-ruining-the-english-language-update-5869538
Hopefully , she has a nice middle name . [ @AwkwardMsgsvia@DrewMagary ]
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